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This here's is Moe Fugger, brewer of the World Famous Moe Fugger Malt
Liquor...we here at MoeFugger.com are lookin' forward ta growin' bigger
and better...and one sure fire way ta do just that...is to continue
our low sale prices on all comedy CDs and funny Tshirts! Jus' my way
of sayin' thanks fo' yo' patronage and for you ta give the gift they'll
never return...
AND
NOW...ya can click a link to buy Friggen comedy single tracks or complete
albums! Yeah, baby, check it out now at Moe CDs...and you and yo'
friends can laff yo' ass clean off!
So,
get to it...and order up a mess of these comedy CDs...get a mess fo' yo' family...friends...hell,
make yo' enemies laff they asses off, too!
You'll
not see prices like these again...and they won't stay this way forever.
PLUS, ALL ORDERS OF $50 OR MORE GET FREE STANDARD
SHIPPING!
By
da way, if ya don't wanna stop seein' the Moe Hoe of da week...buy
some DAMN T-shirts & CDs!! (I
knew that would get yo' attention!) Now
back to the comedy business... If ya haven't noticed already...in
Moe Stuff we fina;;y got
more Moe Fugger caps back in-stock...along with all new Moe Fugger Front-Logo
tees in both black & white in long-awaited X-Large size...along with the Moe
Fugger "SUK IT'" tees in black and white in various sizes... Moe
Sound ya can download to use on yo' PC or phone answering
machine... Moe Links to some
of our favorite web sites...and now...visit Moe Pics
often for the latest Moe's Hoe of the Week! Now dat's what
I'm talkin' 'bout! Speaking of pics...be sure and send us pics wearin'
yo' Moe caps or Moe Tees...and we'll add 'em to the site. If we find them especially
kick ass...hot...or yo' posed with a celebrity...you'll win FREE MOE STUFF!
Just send me yo pics attached to an email: moepics@moefugger.com By
the way, if you is reading this and have yet to really hear much of the comedy
from the three available Friggen Comedy Network CD's we got for sale on this site...you
is missin' out BIG TIME! Get yo' ass over ta Moe's CDs right
now and order 'em both...you won't be sorry. In fact, you're guaranteed to laff
yer ass clean off... really...you'll hear a dull thud...look behind you...and
see yo' ass layin' there on the floor!!
As always, I wanna give A BIG shout out & a sincere
THANK YOU to all who've been tellin' they friends and neighbors 'bout Moe Fugger
Malt Liquor, the web site, the comedy CDs and the new Moe Fugger merchandise.
It's peeps like you that makes what we do all worthwhile, ya know. 'Cause
we is a small company...we is grateful fo' the grass roots support we be gittin'...and,
man, does it continue to grow! The Moe Fugger commercials and comedy are being
aired on radio stations scattered across the U.S. and Canada...and we be hearin'
from Fugger Lovers in Europe now, too! Very cool, baby. I loves ta hear from ya...so
send me yer e-mail letters and maybe I'll post it on the Moe Mail page on this
here site (along with my smart-ass comments, o' course). So, if ya gots
a question fo' ol' Moe thatz been burnin' a hole in yer brainpan...jus' send it
to:
MoeMail@MoeFugger.com So,
keep poppin' back here fo' mo' funny ass shit...n' tell all yo' buds 'bout us,
too. An' remember, when orderin' Moe Fugger Malt Liquor..."Ax fo' it by name"...and
see what kinda looks ya get! hehyuh-hehya-yah! Thanks
fo' yo' support...crack open an ice cold Moe Fugger Suk
a BIG Moe Fugger! GOD
BLESS AMERICA, BABY! Suk
it.
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